ebabe69:

nirezoriona:

pizzaforpresident:

weedpapi:

gingerbreadcutie:

no one is a worse texter than a straight white boy

so do u finger yourself

if you were here right now what would we be doing

lol and then wat :)

how far would u go?:)

maudsmuggers:

slugsgiving:

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

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